Chocolate

( food) the best thing in the world, a remedy for all of your pains

person #1: I feel awful today.
person #2: Try eating some chocolate!
person #1(after eating chocolate) : I feel so f*ing amazing!!

by Veronica Lodge 24 February 25, 2018

chocolate line

when you shit in a dogs mouth and the dog passes it to another dogs mouth and so on

Friend- I did the chocolate line last night

You- Yeah, my dog came home with your shit in his mouth =:(

by thatguy11111111111111111111111 March 2, 2018

DJ White Chocolate

When a man buys two turntables for sexual pleasure. He starts rotating the track and has the women lay head down on the record player. The women then drags the mans balls in a circle. It is only completed when there is bleeding. Then they take the blood and cum and mix it together and the women drinks it. Similar yet different from a golden honeybird.

My balls are sore from that DJ White Chocolate we did yesterday!

by doormandude March 5, 2018

desk chocolate

Chocolate kept inside your desk for work emergencies

I can’t believe it’s 10am on a Monday and I’m already reaching for my desk chocolate.

by 4ditor March 5, 2018

Chocolate milk

The product of the sexual act of pouring milk into someone's stretched out anus then that person proceding to fart it back into the pourers face.

"I gave my kid chocolate milk last night now I'm a sex offender"

by fapmasternostrum March 7, 2018

Chocolate

A word sometimes used in place of "weed"

Hey, can I have some of that chocolate?

by EmoLogic101 May 9, 2018

white chocolate asshole

The name you give your asshole when you are White. Generally used in a derogatory way.

See also:
Milk Chocolate Asshole
Dark Chocolate Asshole

That principal can suck my white chocolate asshole if he thinks I give two shits about what he just said!

Oh yeah, daddy! Lick my milk chocolate asshole!

I’m gonna shove my foot up your dark chocolate asshole if you don’t shut the fuck up!

by Word Maestro March 8, 2018