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black metal

What was once fantastic music enjoyed by a handful of rabid loyalists that has become more of a fashion statement recently that a music. Disenfranchised Caucasian kids flock to this as it is predominantly Caucasian and gives them an outlet to feel superior to the other kids that actually have futures. Remember, watch MTV2 and Metalapocalypse (if I said it wrong, good!), shop at Hot Topic, and play Guitar Hero III and soon you'll be more "black metal" than your friends who are also desperately trying to embrace this disgraced music by wearing Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir shirts every time they step out of the house!
PoSeRkId: Hey, cool shirt! Is that a black metal band?

BitterOldMetalhead: No, jerkass, it's an independent film I'm directing.
by Hellstud November 27, 2007
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Black Person

A person who is black. They do not pronounce their e's or r's.

Not to be confused with nigger or african american There's a huge difference between the 3.
Person 1: Yo, look at that nigger over there!

Person 2: No dude, that's not a nigger, that's a black person!
by q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o90asdfghjklpm October 18, 2008
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Black Ice

Probably the single strongest beer i ever bought, Produced by Cameo it has an Alcohol rating of 10.5% and yet it has a decent taste, Good price, This brew should fit in just fine in the Ghetto.
A 40oz of coors light? What are you a pussy? Get some Black Ice.
by El Vato Montana September 29, 2006
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Black Truth

When you tell someone the truth, but its a misleading truth because the truth is about to change soon, or you mean to change the course of events so the truth becomes false.
When you tell your ex-girl friend that "your not dating this new girl," but you have every intention in trying to get together with this girl and start dating her. That's called the black truth.
by Ramafer September 9, 2012
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Black Dick

An exclamation used by women (generally caucasian) to imply a sense of triumph or one-upwomanship over others. Its origin evolved out of the sense of having bested one's peers that most females feel once they've intiated a relationship with a black male possessing superior genitalia. It is now used generically in reference to any situation where they have surpassed or out-performed other women in some way.
#1
Jacky: OMG Linda, did you get breast implants too?

Linda: Ya, I figured if I was going to go through with it, I might as well go big, so I got me some D cups.

Jacky: Wow, I just went from an A to a C. Damn!

Linda: Black dick, bitch!

#2
Jane: I can't believe Jacky and Linda both got implants in the same week.

Sandy: Ya isn't it crazy? Jacky was devastated when she found out Linda had gotten D cups.

Jane: Yep, Linda totally black dicked her.
by szsmll August 14, 2010
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Black Rain

When some one goes into the bathroom stall next to your stall and sticks the ass over the divider and procedes to defecate on the person in the next stall.
John couldnt move when the black rain started to flow from above him at the mexican resurant.
by Joemack January 15, 2006
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black mafia

Newly found blood gang off the Trey 9 set. Consisting in Bronx, New York; Richmond, Viriginia; Cleveland, Ohio, And Deland, Florida. Normally found wearing black and red.
Crip 1: You heard of them Black Mafia niggas?
Crip 2: Yea dem bm niggas go hard
by Devon Simmons March 11, 2008
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