The J

when you shake your asscheeks at maximum speed with no stress.

Did you see aubery? she was doing The J!

by FellaBoy456 August 26, 2025

The J

When You Shake Your Booty Maximum With No Stress.

Did you see Aubery? She was Doing The J!

by FellaBoy456 August 26, 2025

Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

j-rob

to sexually assault

Better ask for consent, you don’t want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025

j-rob

to brutally sexually assault

Make sure you ask for consent, you don't want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025

corey j evans

bald cunt who eats dookie chips and shaves his head bald and somehow gets patchy spot

Man i HATE corey j evans, Bald cunt always shouting "i've played these games before!!!!". Man i wish i could pulverise him

by EHSdookie-chipsBandit2020 January 24, 2025