beans

a cat that has one single braincell in his tiny head. that braincell is tv static.

is that beans the cat?

yeah! he's a dumbass with one braincell.

by thebestemma November 25, 2021

Bean Fever

The act of being turned on by a female. Specifically her genitalia.

I have a bad case of Bean Fever.

by Kstanty07 August 4, 2025

Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period

Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there

by Coonass4life October 18, 2022

smottie bean

the smottie bean inside the vag on a women, the little bean thing

tickle the smottie bean on a booty call

by tom franklin rules January 8, 2010

beans

beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel.

you got beans?

better eat them all!

by khloee_is_bomb. August 21, 2021

Maegs famous bean dip

The act of flipping someone's nipple with your testicles. As opposed to a regular bean dip with your hand. Usually by surprise.

Gave her the old maegs famous bean dip, she loved it.

by Dajockamo May 6, 2017

Bean Dip N Queso

A sexual maneuver while a man has his “beans” in side of a woman. Another attending person shall try to suck the “queso” out of the man’s penis.

I’m about to bean dip n queso these two dumb boards

by Dick Whistle December 1, 2024