gods favorite boy band

the band waterparks. they are god’s favourite.

awsten: “god’s favorite f*cking boy band, pray to be important”

person1: omg have you heard of the band waterparks?????
person 2: yeah they’re gods favorite boy band

by raeissleepy December 30, 2020

Eternal God Emperor Obama

A all powerful Nazi dictator of the United States of America. This person rules above all three branches of government.

Alex Jones was wrong. Eternal God Emperor Obama didn't take a third term, he created this office with a last minute executive order on 1/20/17.

by lolwut484793ue3j June 13, 2019

God I'm wonderful wall

This is a wall, usually in some aspiring male's office, in which he displays diplomas, citations, plaques, trophies, and pictures of himself with celebrities. This is done in a delibreate attempt to foster an enhanced self-image to others.

Jack had a few bogus plaques and diplomas on his God I'm wonderful wall. They impressed the chicks.

by Big Sky Heidi January 2, 2010

Oh for gods sake Niall

A quote that the famous Louis Tomlinson said to Niall whilst on the radio because he dropped his tea.

Harry: “Of like...”
Niall: *Drops tea*
Louis: “OH FOR GODS SAKE NIALL”
Niall: *Screams in pain*
Harry: “For the benefit of the radio...”
Zayn: “My coffee!”
Harry: “Niall's just dropped his tea”

by tbsl.millie March 10, 2021

Thank God for small favors

An ancestor of this phrase is "Thank heaven for small mercies". It's often used sarcastically to express relief that an unpleasant person or situation is avoided or gone.

"That annoying student finally moved to another state," the secretary told the principal.
"Thank God for small favors," replied the Principal.

by Gnex September 6, 2016

young don the sauce god

The Sauciest Youtuber in town. Also known as the sauce god

Person 1: Have you seen young don the sauce god’s new video?
Person 2:No
Person 1: then you are a dumb scrub that has no meaning in life

by Quarum May 26, 2018

Your keyboard to God's screen

Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then brought to fruition. Another way to say, "Boy, I sure hope so!"

"It's like 1989 all over again, in Iran."

"Your keyboard to God's screen."

by smendler June 18, 2009