"Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!" is what I told my Mom when she caught me and a friend jacking off together!
by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021
Get the Hey Mom - all guys do this - sometimes with other guys!mug. The well known rule that fat people may make fat jokes or comments at other fat people without offending them.
It is not required to say "Universal Fat Guy Rule" after a big guy makes a comment to another, nor is it to just say "UFGR".
It is not required to say "Universal Fat Guy Rule" after a big guy makes a comment to another, nor is it to just say "UFGR".
Skinny Guy: Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe (Who's a hefty fellow) : *punch to the face*
Harold (Also a big guy): Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe: *starts to look offended, but remembers the Universal Fat Guy Rule* "Thanks!"
Joe (Who's a hefty fellow) : *punch to the face*
Harold (Also a big guy): Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe: *starts to look offended, but remembers the Universal Fat Guy Rule* "Thanks!"
by AShiftyLookingFatGuy June 18, 2010
Get the Universal Fat Guy Rulemug. Jeans: Often in flare cut
Thong: Australian definition of
sandal, flipflop.
A jeans and thongs kinda guy is one who is concerned with current trends, and often is not interested in the fairer sex.
Thong: Australian definition of
sandal, flipflop.
A jeans and thongs kinda guy is one who is concerned with current trends, and often is not interested in the fairer sex.
by mouse July 28, 2004
Get the Jeans and Thongs Kinda Guymug. A solid buisness man. Does not take any bullshit. The life of the party. Will help others in times of need. But will only do this if it benifits him in return. Would stand you up if more important matters came up.
by students77 January 28, 2020
Get the A Real Stand Up Guymug. this word was being said less and less in the hallways of Hanover High until a young "girl" by the name of Carmen A decided that she'd say before and/or after every single sentence. usually it is said in a gay, i'm a 12 year old girl on helium voice which drives me and drew into random fits of craziness because we cannot take her madness anymore
oh my gosh guys!! i got last in my track meet yesterday because i was running so slow because nick wanted me to get rugburns on my knees and oh my gosh guys i didn't even know what that meant oh my gosh guys i'm hungry!!
by c-dav May 21, 2004
Get the oh my gosh guysmug. by Isaac756 January 7, 2008
Get the Old guy with candymug. by Parmesan779 October 19, 2017
Get the The new wrap guymug.