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Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.
I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.
by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021
mugGet the Peanut Butter Eldermug.

Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.
Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic
by deltabeta April 4, 2021
mugGet the Peanut Butter Panicmug.

quack butter

A schizophrenic individual's semen, usually used in the context of sexual or oral intercourse.
Her: My boyfriend left all his quack butter on my face

Her: I love my boyfriend's quack butter

Him: My girlfriend squirted her quack butter all over me!

When the mother found her son and schizophrenic step daughter's quack butter all over her kitchen counter, she was angry.
mugGet the quack buttermug.

trout butter

Butter made with fish oil from a trout.
This is trout butter. It is like garlic butter. But made with fish oil. Specifically trout.
by HarryBrownie02 September 26, 2023
mugGet the trout buttermug.

I smell like peanut butter

In video games being so sweaty that you start to smell like peanut butter. Coined by Miggitymaan while playing Tarkov/DayZ/ and Gang Beasts
I'm so sweaty, I smell like peanut butter...
by Miggitymaan June 1, 2022
mugGet the I smell like peanut buttermug.

Butter Hamlet

She's humping my leg so hard I can feel her butter Hamlet.
by Snorchamo July 19, 2018
mugGet the Butter Hamletmug.

Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.
Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us
by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024
mugGet the Schrödinger's Butter Knifemug.

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