Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼

Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”

by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020

Booby bird

A booby bird is a bird that has blue sillie feet. It looks very sillie too.

Person1: yo look at that booby bird over there!
Person2: A BOOBY WHAT?
Person1: look at its sillie blue feet.
Person2: who named this sillie bird?

by Booger_thebest October 07, 2023

Towa Bird

Towa Bird is a woman, she plays guitar, shes got skinny ankles and big hair. she is almost 23

wow its that 23 y old woman guitar player with the hair and not the ankles, her name is towa bird

by HAPPY BIETHDAY March 15, 2022

Portsmouths biggest mush bird

The biggest mush bird in the extended vicinity of Portsmouth

Yeah that Imogen girl is Portsmouths biggest mush bird in Portsmouth

by Mushbirdlover June 29, 2021

Portsmouths biggest mush bird

The biggest mush bird in Portsmouth like a man but a girl but looks like a man but isn’t you get me g

Yeah that Imogen girl is Portsmouths biggest mush bird in the general Portsmouth vicinity

by Mushbirdlover June 29, 2021

Bird cage

your girls panties pulled around your head as your going down on her.

As there was no time to take her panties off before I ate her pussy, I found my self trapped in the bird cage!

by Pockets 19123 December 30, 2024

Bird Man

Ronnie Wood, Who is the king of birds.

"Have you ever heard of the bird man, Ronnie Wood?"

"Who hasn't!?"

Ronnie Wood comes in the room
"kaw kaw"

by RodTargent October 16, 2018