DIY rape

When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.

Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I did DIY rape.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.

by crispypiss December 11, 2018

Rape

1. Penis somewhere not good

Example:
"I did 95 damage in 4 hits. But then his penis went somewhere not good"
= Rape

by BullM8 July 15, 2017

phoneatory rape

When one person phones another and pleases themselves without the other party being aware. Phone sex that is not consensual

Dude I totally just jerked off during our conversation and you had no idea! That's considered phoneatory rape man!

by Ray and Albert August 14, 2017

raping the song

When you over play the same song more then once

Stop raping the song

by Icantbelieveijustdidthis September 3, 2017

Tripple reverse rape

When you turn around the double reverse rape and start raping them again

John tripple reverse raped some guy after he went for the double reverse rape

by Nico blue October 22, 2018

shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018

hulu rape

The nonconsensual penetration that occurs when you give money to Hulu; due to its’ overwhelmingly aggravating amount of ads compared to any other online streaming service.

Two people watching a webseries.

Person A: “fuck man, they have ads on this website?”
Person B: “at least it’s free, with Hulu you get bent over by paying for a subscription AND a fuck ton of ads.”
Person A: “bro, thats Hulu rape!”

by dirtymustard November 7, 2018