Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".

Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

C

Cookies, little snacks for you and me.

Cookies are great, their yummy and their inspiring

by anonymous July 31, 2018

'm,b.xpkyjfqg;c

You're bored and a nerd and I beat you to it

'm,b.xpkyjfqg;c is an insane level of boredom

by I eat bugs June 15, 2024

Triple C

Refering to CCC, or Thiccc.

Unfortunately it is not commonly seen as nice, due to fact that it is too thiccc

Triple C, Triple C, have you seen the Triple C?

Yeah man she is really CCC. I hope I dream about her.

by Bjärven September 20, 2019

The 9 c’s

Cool
Calm
Collected

Controlled
Concise
Calculated

Conserved

Composed
Class

Well I displayed the 9 C’s of course

by Footble God December 24, 2022

C-banzz

A vape god that cannot go a day without vaping, jacksoff to gay porn and loves dudes,he likes biden and he is a fucking liberal, and someone named sparky linguini legs called his mom hot and conners mom heard him and got pissed off, sparky that day learned his lesson to never call a mom hot again, he has huge tittes and said that he wanted to motor boat sparky linguini legs, ethan brown which is not even brown (IRONIC), ethan brown is also a fat neek that works as a lifeguard and saved a black man before he got in the water and offered him some watermelon and chicken.

Have you heard of that C-banzz guy?

Other: Yes i heard that he is a rude and weird guy!

by sparky linguini legs May 28, 2022

F-O-C

"Farting on Command"
The ability to suck in and expel air through ones anal cavity repetitively to produce farting noises.

Farting is easier when you F-O-C!

by Bob Barker Boped You May 13, 2012