couldn't b arsed

Wen u jus don't giv a shit

Emma:Niamh u make 1 and I'll vote it in

Niamh: couldn't b arsed

by 3mymulls April 12, 2017

E & B syndrome

Indicating high magnitude ignorance and/or ineptitude - Not knowing one's Elbow from one's Backside.

Microsoft Word's automagic spelling checker/correcter displays a serious example of E & B Syndrome; especially when it changes - on the run - something as simple and useful as "accident prone area" to "accident porn area."

by OzoneBoy May 19, 2018

b-52 cumbomb

A B-52 Cumbomb is a bomb in which a gunner or engineer onboard a B-52 bomber has a sudden urge to shoot his load, so he whacks off and shoots his load off into the sky. Meanwhile the jizzball, now traveling at terminal velocity towards the city below, is frozen from the sub-zero temperatures at high altitudes. That frozen ball of cum will then land on an infant in a stroller.

"Hey Larry, hope those people down there don't catch my B-52 Cumbomb, Eh?" Hearty laughter ensues.

by #1 Education Place February 25, 2020

B U T

Another way of saying Beauty.

(Only works for text, doesn’t quite work out well when spoken)

“Hey babe, you are a B U T”
“Excuse me?!”
“Sound out each letter”
“You’re an idiot”

by DonjiKong June 30, 2021

B-rice Dick

Unimpressive. About 3 inches. See pencil-dick for further references.

Yo you know Bryce?
Yeah.

Well I heard he had a B-rice Dick.

by Teesquizzle June 1, 2018

what it B like

greeting from one blood to another

Blood 1: sup, what it B like
Blood 2: just 187'd some scuzz trash

by Hip Hopper December 12, 2015

meth b. i.

(noun) A general term for the police/authority figures a paranoid meth addict thinks are watching him. Can be fictional or true. Similar to f.b.i.

Methhead: Hey, I think that car is following us!

Methhead sober friend: You're trippin', that's just the meth b. i.

by Theon Greyjoy June 29, 2014