A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
Get the Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.mug. Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021
Get the According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.mug. SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021
Get the According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.mug. "Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
by basedwhip February 15, 2023
Get the you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girlmug. Mister Know It All is the annoying person that has to tell you that he knows the best. Mister know it all feel the urge to correct everyone if he believe he is right (wich is very often).
Tim: oh, look at that white cat, it's so cute!
Jim: what white cat? I can't see any white cats here. Oh, you mean the white cat with some grey dots on it's forehead? Cause that isn't a white cat. That is a semi colored cat....
Tim: can We just warm up some noodles night? I feel like eating something easy, the japanese way.
Jim: uhm, noodles are actually chinese and not japanese, just so you know....
Jim is the annoying Mister Know It All in this friendship.
Jim: what white cat? I can't see any white cats here. Oh, you mean the white cat with some grey dots on it's forehead? Cause that isn't a white cat. That is a semi colored cat....
Tim: can We just warm up some noodles night? I feel like eating something easy, the japanese way.
Jim: uhm, noodles are actually chinese and not japanese, just so you know....
Jim is the annoying Mister Know It All in this friendship.
by norajaegtvik November 21, 2016
Get the mister know it allmug. A humorous interjection used to describe a sentence that makes absolutely no sense despite the person who wrote/said it not using any nonsense words.
(i.e all of the words are real and can be found in the dictionary, but the sentence still doesn't make any sense.)
Sometimes the word "certainly" (Those are certainly all words) is added.
(i.e all of the words are real and can be found in the dictionary, but the sentence still doesn't make any sense.)
Sometimes the word "certainly" (Those are certainly all words) is added.
"Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?"
"Those are all words!"
"Those are all words!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 24, 2024
Get the Those are all wordsmug. A extremely arrogant, self-centered person who claims at every turn to know more about everything than anybody else in the world. To the point those who had to put up with him were known to wish for a small grassy mound and a couple of eager Cuban mercenaries.
Bob was an avid yet arrogant vintage car collector. His constant and annoying claims he was the expert on every 1963 Lincoln model made led to his being referred to as a knoll-it-all.
by You rReal Name November 6, 2024
Get the knoll-it-allmug.