One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.
Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”
One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
A girl or guy you only date for a short time because they have a prettyface. Normally because they have a lack of personality or relationship skills. Time frames don't have to be exactly a year to call someone this it can be really any length of time some one considers to be short.
"That girl over there looks like the next one year princess ", " Question: Don't you have a girlfriend ? Response: Yeah, don't worry about her she's just a one year princess."
A term used to describe slowservice in a restaurant or bar
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch