May 9th

Jordan perez gets treatment from ellie hain

girl: when’s your your birthday

Boy: May 9th

boy gets treatment

by slide god January 24, 2023

May 28

National Prank Your Nigga Day. Today is the day to scare the shit out of your boyfriend with a hilarious joke!!

Me: “i’m sorry baby i cheated on you at that party last night but i was drunk i promise it didn’t mean anything”
Bf: “are you kidding me??”
Me: “lol yes it’s may 28th!”

by coolcat701 May 28, 2024

If I may sip...

A spin-off of the classic "spill the tea," if someone says "if I may sip," they're requesting the tea on a situation. Also used when asking someone for more details on the tea.

"Omg girl, if I may sip... what happened last night?!"

by PrincipalHades June 13, 2025

May 6

National Bring A Bag of Cheetos to work/school day

C: Are those Cheetos?
E: Yeah, it’s May 6!

by EzraWasHere May 15, 2024

May 5

😘Ask your bf for his hoodie and we’re it for a lil and then give it back 🥰💋

Girl: ” can I have your hoodie it’s may 5th”
Boy: ”sure”
Girl: “thx”

by .uzmy May 1, 2022

May 25th

Nation give a handjob under the table day

Omg it’s may 25th check give me a handjob

by Jarko May 24, 2022

May 8th

May 8th is the day your crush asks you out and hugs you

Crush:yo wanna go out it's may 8th
Me:bet.!

by May 8th May 8, 2025