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Law of Conservation of Mass

Atoms cannot be created or destroyed. The mass of the reactants entering an equation must equal the mass of the products exiting the equation.
“What goes in, must come out!!”
The law of conservation of mass is a fundamental principle of physics.
by PlessyVFergunson May 6, 2022
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Tonkey's Law

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.
Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."
by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016
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Provision Law 32C Section 31

Provision Law 32C Section 31” is a section deep inside Shafaet Hossain’s asshole which some might consider a repository of lame shitty jokes.
“wow! thats a Lame Shitty joke! sounds like you pulled it out of the Provision Law 32C Section 31 of Shafaet’s anus!!”
by JTdope March 13, 2024
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Gaywin’s Law

The propensity for every online discussion to inevitably become homosexual.
(In a forum about Paw Patrol)
Person 1: “My kid really likes this show, but can we please talk about the lack of Gay representation?”
Person 2: “Gaywin’s law strikes again..”
by Krig May 22, 2023
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Moore's Law

A.K.A. Roy Moore's Law, is the observation that the number of pretty young under-aged honeypots in a crowded mall increases the chances of harassing, assaulting, and or raping some under-aged teenager as an approximate inverse proportion to the whole number of all teenaged girls present at the mall on any given afternoon.
Whoa, vile Roy was at the mall this afternoon and according to Moore's Law, Roy came home with a 14 year old girl, took her to his bedroom and made her feel his Johnson through his underwear before she cried to go home - what a fucking repugnant pedophile.
by keyline26 December 12, 2017
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Law of Rhyme

Any statement which is uttered in rhyme MUST be considered the absolute truth.

Bylaw: The Law of Rhyme only applies when an adult talks. The Law of Rhyme does not apply when children rhyme. A child rhyme should usually be considered false.
To ignore the Law of Rhyme is considered a crime.
by The One True Savior June 4, 2019
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Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.
"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"
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