Blu j

often mispronounced as "bludge", this upcoming rapper causes all humans in a 5 mile radius to immediately start ovulating as soon as he starts freestyling.

Person 1: Yo Blu j were u freestyling?
Blu J: Yea how could u tell?
Person 1: I ovulated

by enjoyer of bluejay June 15, 2025

J Lo’d

When a person leaves a big tip for a service worker but his/her friend or significant other takes it and leaves a smaller tip. (J Lo would do this when she was out with her husband and she’d take their big tip and swap it for $5)

“I just got J Lo’d”

by veiledxo December 15, 2022

Chunky J

A playful nickname for someone who has a unique appreciation for eating the solid bits in vomit.

”Chunky J loves Gemüsecremesuppe“
”Have you seen chunky eat all the bits with little Wimmy?” ”Oh no, not again!“

by Nels69 February 22, 2025

Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.

Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.

by braille February 28, 2013

The J Fuentes

Form a person can take of being a petofile and performing various acts that would be questionable in the court of law as statutory rape. Also infamous for wandering hands in the darkness and shadows of the night. This shit you wont even see on the catch a predator

My friend george gave lilly the J fuentes in the movies the other night.

by John Doeugh January 21, 2008

/j

/j is meaning "joke" in gen z slang, often used to refer after something that could be misled onto something else.
there are several versions, but /j is used most common amongst teens and children alike.

"yea im so hot /j"
"idrc but go off /j 😘✌"

by bhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj January 5, 2022

J*b

The better word for job

Friend: hey, do you have a job?
Friend's friend: You mean j*b?

by nextcloudtalk50 August 25, 2025