Andy J

A guy who shits himself all the time

What’s that smell? Must’ve been Andy J.

by JoeseophMama October 28, 2020

Chillin j at kava

A chill dude who serves the best drinks, and makes vibes music.

Yo you going to Kava tonight? Chillin j at Kava is severing the vibe sesh

by Shainemusic August 18, 2022

J. Gates

Slang for someone who is a shade or an all around liability. Also see melt and niglet.

Look at that jackass acting like a melt.
Yeah, he's being a J. Gates.
Oh, that makes sense.

by Webster138 October 26, 2008

J-Bones

noun. When one is at the state of going so in he/she posseses a jello like quality of bones.

Guys did you see how big mac was J-Bones last night after going red.

by SeasideCircus June 12, 2012

Dr J Scott (Scotty) Cascone

An amazing superintendent

Wow, Dr J Scott (Scotty) Cascone is great!

by drcascone_fans November 20, 2021

Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

J-Hoffed

When your car runs out of gas, you kick in to neutral and go smooth sailing about a qrt of a mile. And then kick it back into drive about 100- yards give or take. REPETITVELY

I J-Hoffed my car last night, I am completely out of gas.

by bncreampie July 16, 2021