Reed Middle School

A horrible school that is in Central Islip where bitches be suckin dick in tha 7th grade. They be checkin our backpacks too which be annoying.

Yo, what school you go to?
Reed middle school.
Aint that school in CI? Man that school ass.

by ThatOneTallDudeFromCi November 23, 2021

Colonial Middle School

istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)

me: I like colonial middle school
you: that’s a lie

by peepee222 July 5, 2023

Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019

A complete shit team who can’t win any fucking games except for the shit academy teams.

The Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019 is so bad.

by I wanna die 2.3 January 30, 2019

respectful middle schooler

an extremely rare type of middle schooler that doesnt try to become popular or get a girl. usually actually care about their grades, have an actual attention span, and think about other people's feelings first.
gets more common in high school years, since the rowdy little shits gain a few more braincells

Person 1: Dude, Kid 1 actually tries to help out in the classroom instead of shouting.
Person 2: Yeah, they're a respectful middle schooler.

by icicle57 October 9, 2025

Middle Aged White Man

Racist American, in their 30-40's who can often been found mowing the lawn, drinking Budweiser's or telling at black people.

Person 1: That Middle Aged White Man just said a slur!
Person 2: What did you except?

by God's favorite child. September 24, 2023

HANAHAN MIDDLE SCHOOL

Don't go to Hanahan !!!

#1: Next year you will be going to HANAHAN MIDDLE SCHOOL !

#2: NO I'M NOT HANAHAN HAS FRUITY PEOPLE LIKE KK CRAWFORD !!!

by IZZYJACKSON March 31, 2022

Simmons Middle School

A stupid school that has the best science teachers but the most perverted English one. Once a girl broke a window while trying to smush a bug, and this one guy got punched in the balls so hard people heard a pop and he went to the ER. Once kids made a teacher cry so bad she left in the middle of class and left the school. At some point a meeting was called for the boys of the school cause the 8th grade boys broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But some kid did when a national math competition so they had a little bit of intelligence.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.

Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.

by achair48 November 21, 2023