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A place where authors and words both get boners.
I defined a word in Urban Dictionary today!
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Your name found on Urban Dictionary which has nothing to do with you, yet you repost on social media pretending it was written about you.
All these dumb stupid bitches thing their urban dictionary name definition about them.
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