hope the birds come

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.

A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."

by supereboy February 4, 2021

Nighttime Birds

Majestic screeching birds that target their victims at night. Can be summoned by screaming “can you hear the nighttime birds?”

Can you hear the nighttime birds?
*screeching sounds*

by Regina Jolene April 13, 2022

Baby bird

Spitting cum into your partners mouth after they came in your mouth.

Dorian loves to baby bird during sex.

by Momma bird March 3, 2018

The biggest bird

Who is the biggest bird

Kayden Lee is the biggest bird

by DaTrueBiggestBird February 6, 2023

Bird Feeding

Cumming in someone’s mouth and they, in turn, pass along to you or someone else.

My girlfriend gave me a blow job and tried bird feeding me with my own cum but I politely declined.

by Beags Reid October 13, 2018

Bird watching

Code for sexual activities. Sounds innocent but not.

Me and bob are going Bird watching at his house.

by Bawston69 July 9, 2020

baby birded

When someone spits in your mouth having just recently eaten

"He was eating something gross and then just straight up baby birded me"

by Lexicon239 February 5, 2019