Da Juice Box

euphamism for a womans lady parts

Yo son its Valentines day. I got some roses, champagne and some strawberries, I'm definitly gettin Da Juice Box tonight

by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

bad news box

the mail box

" i was having a great day until i went to the bad news box and got some past due bill statments and a subpeona to court"

by E roch popadopalus August 11, 2008

Box gap girl

That one skinny bitch with a thigh gap who is known for letting guys eat her out. She uses strawberry lube and owns glass dildos

"Man have you seen Alexandria today?"
"Nah man I prefer Box gap girls"

by punkin-chunkin July 18, 2016

Tool In My Box

Having a "Tool In My Box" means that there is a penis inside of your anal canal at that point in time, so if someone were to say "Hey, did Aytuls shove his tool in your box?" it would be asking if Aytuls shoved his penis up inside of your anal canal.

Hey Ashley, may I shove my tool in your box?, Who would like to shove their tool in my box?. May you stick your Tool In My Box?

by CewnBoy January 24, 2019

Magic Box of Fuck

1. A magical box full of all the fucks that have not been given.

2. Masturbating into a box fan to see how far the semin will fly.

3. Your box of dildos

The Magic Box of Fuck was a disaster, I aimed wrong and got myself.

by Bloodhands September 13, 2018

Shrimp Tackle Box

A woman's grossly deformed and stinky pussy after being gang banged by the whole college football team.

Guy 1: Hey I heard Mary is going to be at the party tonight...we should go I heard she likes the D.

Guy 2: Nah man ever since she hung out with the football team she hasn't been the same. I heard she's trying to nurse her Shrimp Tackle Box back to normal.

by BallBag909 September 20, 2016

The Tradesmans Lunch Box.

When a woman puts items of food into her pussy and or arse to suprise her partner. Along the lines of opening your lunchbox at work to see what the wife packed you to eat. Bonus points for sweet/ nice foods. Minus points for boring/ everyday foods.

Steve was very happy when Shazza packed him a chocolate eclair into "The Tradesmans Lunch Box.", instead of the normal ham sandwiches

by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011