by AlloftheLADIES November 9, 2010
Get the j brennermug. Where you insert a little tube into the tip of the penis, and pumping peanut butter and jelly through.
by Mr. Bending April 12, 2024
Get the PB and Jmug. It's like the J-Double, its a group of males giving the same position with their two females of choice, and the females all get passed around, in either a circle, triangle, or a line.
Sex God: "YOOOO I'VE BEEN INVITED TO A J-CIRCLE"
Beta: "You better have a condom, this seems very unsanitary."
Beta: "You better have a condom, this seems very unsanitary."
by JObatala May 28, 2022
Get the J-Circlemug. The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021
Get the J-Petermanmug. Description of someone that breaks an industrial strength office toilet and runs out of the office without washing up. Named for an individual whose first name is Jens, the most rancid co-worker ever.
by mr-leo October 16, 2008
Get the [j-bomb]mug. A man that has accomplished everything. If you're thinking about doing it, he's probably already done did it.
Guy 1: Hey, i'm thinking about skydiving into area 51.
Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.
Guy 1: Awe man!
Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.
Guy 1: Awe man!
by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024
Get the Chrissy Jmug. A euphemism for a job used by the neet community, who prefer not to think about such dreadful activities.
At 3:42 AM:
"I need to get a job now that my mom's gonna start charging me rent."
"Woah, consider giving a trigger warning next time you blurt out the J word like that."
"I need to get a job now that my mom's gonna start charging me rent."
"Woah, consider giving a trigger warning next time you blurt out the J word like that."
by dayman2010 June 1, 2023
Get the J wordmug.