El taco nino

An ugly, wart-covered man with a very small penis.

person one: "Man, check out that el taco nino over there"
person two: "GROSS"

by Larry Personnn April 12, 2009

brownie taco

A vagina covered in, or filled with, feces, particularly before receiving oral stimulation.

Last night I ate my wife's brownie taco, the perfect foreplay before sex!

by Doggymang December 8, 2016

Taco King

1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.

2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.

The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.

by KickstandLover October 15, 2018

Betty Tacos

A person who is feeling great, happy and has a wonderful smile who is independent and amazing.

"Hey how are you?"
"I'm Betty tacos thanks, yourself?"

by Americos May 18, 2014

top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.

I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.

by pertassels December 15, 2023

goose taco

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time

"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"

by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016

taco person

Definition- someone or something that lives in Mexico or is Mexican
Example- that Mexican is a taco person
Example- if from Mexico you is a taco person

My friend Josue is a taco person
My friend Gerardo Josue Eduardo geezer is a taco person

by Taco person destroyer February 3, 2024