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YOU CANT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
salt by kaidousimp December 6, 2022
A sally is a work client that makes things harder than they needed to be. Annoying nancies that want everything "the customer's way", FOR FREE, and take up WAY TOO MUCH of your time and attention at work. They are often constantly worried that you are not fully focused on completing their project that you got roped into that seems to avoid all sense and logic because it changes every time you talk to them. Won't just put down on paper what they need, insisting upon in-person meetings or phone calls, never simple zoom calls or emails.
Me: Hey Rick, how's work going with the new client?
Rick: It's taking forever, and I still have no idea what they want. I think I have a sally.
Sally by VictoriousGerm December 8, 2022

saltercation 

A loud to-do over whether and/or how much powdered sodium-chloride is added to someone's food, and/or whether da person chooses menu-items dat contain this tasty-but-unhealthy-in-excess seasoning.
Anytime you have one or more health-food hippies at a dinner-table along with a number of just-ye-typical-diet-consuming folks, there's always a decided risk of saltercations.
saltercation by QuacksO December 11, 2022
one of the best people you'll ever meet. super cool, crazy, and in general a nice person. sally will always be there for you and if you're feeling down they'll make the best jokes ever. you'll never find someone else like them.
"I finally have a sally in my life!"

"good for you, man!"
sally by GE0RGI33_ December 11, 2022

salt monkey 

A dirty Caribbean, isn't a person, should die , only lives on the coast, constantly covered in sand or dirt
salt monkey by Pbdjakfbdkd December 13, 2022

sally uncle 

"gosh i hate her"
"i know right! she such a sally uncle"
sally uncle by theatergeek04 December 31, 2022