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PISS

An acronym for "Play It Safe, Stupid."
She wanted me to ride bareback, but I insisted on the PISS method and wore a rubber.
by Stratelejazzuar November 13, 2011
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Pissing suds

The day after you go out and bury about 20 beers and you take a piss at work and the bubbles literally come over the bowl like a head of a frosty draft beer.
Did you see middle stall? Some asshole went out last night because the froth of his piss was coming over the bowl. That prick is pissing suds
by easton11 December 11, 2011
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five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011
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Piss Baby

A person who is looking for a partner to be a mother in a romantic relationship. (Especially if they have a piss kink.)
"Bro, my ex is such a piss baby, he wanted me to clean up after him all the time and piss on him in bed."
by yoursisterslover January 14, 2023
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Piss Mommy

The partner of a piss baby. They egg on the piss baby by supporting their piss kink and acting like their mom.
"Jennifer is such a Piss Mommy, she's always acting like her boyfriend's mom."
by yoursisterslover January 14, 2023
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Piss Ant

Some one who thinks they have it worse over another person. They snap and complain on how you couldn't possibly relate because you haven't been in their position.
Did you hear about the recent case up in that small town Idaho? It's caused such waves that everyone and their dog has an opinion about how things should be done.

Each one being a piss ant, nothing will get accomplished at this rate.
by REBel Siren January 21, 2023
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Pissing kittens

My girlfriend was pissing kittens when she found out I was cheating on her with her Mom.
by Sleepover Gang Party January 27, 2023
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