penis joint

A cock that has been fucked so hard (by ellen MC) that it is steaming.

ELLEN: GOd damb that was a good root, i was goin for ten seconds straight befor it blew!
OSCAR: is it a penis joint yet?
DANIEL: Nah give me another ten seconds :P

penis joint by www.youtube.com/oscarknott69 March 2, 2009

Penis Brine 

a concoction extracted from the sweat of the human male nerds ball sack, donkey cum, wombat dingleberries and Habanero pepper used to prepare the reeds of the Bassoon and Trumpet mouthpieces.

My friend Jonny B. always mixes a fresh batch of Penis Brine prior to playing his Trumpet or Bassoon with his friends from Upstate New York or California.

Penis Brine by I <3 Pinatas January 21, 2011

penis sneeze 

when you jizz randomly and it completely unexpected.

wow dude when i was with my chick and i penis sneezed and she broke up with me :(.

penis sneeze by sackhead May 31, 2011

penis docking 

for a man to put his foreskin over another mans penis

"i walked in on gavin and steve with their cocks together, they were totally penis docking

penis docking by supahottrigger February 3, 2015

Penis Pie 

When a person becomes far too into oral sex and bites down on the penis, causing the man to scream whilst she's nomming away on penis pie!

Girl: i had penis pie last night
Other girl: poor guy

Penis Pie by helen kelles January 26, 2011

Penis Cracker 

It's a PC!

"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."

Penis Cracker by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

penis dicker 

Verb. - The action of one who ues their penis to worsen the state of another.

Noun. -one who takes an eviscerated penis and places his dick inside that penis, and then proceeds to have sex with a woman. That woman is said to have been double cocked in this case.

Verb- "Feldman is constantly penis dicking. it makes me very uncomfortable. "

Noun- "I dont know if his girlfriend will ever forgive him for being a penis dicker."

penis dicker by wowblox May 17, 2006