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Michael Houtzer 

Michael Houtzer is Jizz
Michael Houtzer by anonymous January 16, 2023
Michael is very controlling and Smart he sees all the dumb in people even when they don't know
Michael: He's dumb

His friend: Bro HOW?
Michael by Raul bro3000 January 17, 2023

Michael Yang 

Michael Yang, the king of the Yangzte Monkeys, better known as the Monkey King.
Did you hear about the Monkey King?
Huh? You mean Michael Yang!?
Michael Yang by ItzMrMike January 22, 2023

michael polansky 

Michael polansky is a lucky man.
He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.
Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”
Michael by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023