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camel dick

A medical condition where a male is able to store an inordinate amount of urine without having to use the bathroom. Often associated with drinking beer.
Compared to my baby bladder, Chuck's camel dick allows him to drink all day without ever losing his spot at the bar.
by RocKn4 April 10, 2015
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icarus dick

someone who is too proud, relating to the mythological icarus who flew too close to the sun
that boy in the mowhawk came onto me and seven other girls at the bar last night, icarus dick.
by bmurf September 21, 2003
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baby dick

A little penis that's way too tiny to please a girl! The guy is usually a sissy and will never, EVER get laid in his lifetime!
Kevin has such a little baby dick, he'll never get laid. He'll just have to jack off his tiny little baby dick for the rest of his life.
by Abby Davis December 25, 2008
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Devils Dick

When a condom full of semen from multiple gay men is frozen and then inserted into the rectum to defrost.
Rich removed the devils dick from the freezer and slid it up his ass.
"It's like all the pleasure of getting gang fucked without all the hard work" said Rich.
by Z11 June 28, 2011
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Dick Move

1. When a dick moves.

2. You tell someone named Dick to move out of the way.

3. When someone does a douchebag thing to you.
1. When a man dick moves.

2. A friend named Dick comes over to hang out. Dick is in the way to where you have to go, so you tell him,"Dick move."

3. A friend does not invite you to a party, but everyone else that you know is invited. You tell that person, that was a "Dick move."
by LiL C DoE August 28, 2010
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dog dick

A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.
This chick said she loved guys with dog dicks, but she never gave me a blowjob. I think the crabs turned her off.
by Karl Brutenowsky October 15, 2006
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ash dick

The penis of a chain smoker. Frequent smoking spurs the transformation of the penis from a robust, healthy, beautiful aspect of the anatomy to a grey, pock-marked, tiny, and feeble object. The most severe cases of ash dick result in a nearly complete disintegration of the penis during intercourse.
Kelly: Wtf is that grey dust all over your crotch?
Angie: Um...well...I slept at Steve's last night...if you know what I mean
Kelly: Steve? The guy who smokes 10 packs a day?
Angie: I swear he is super dope! He just kinda has an ash dick...
by SleezyC1234 May 4, 2009
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