Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.
Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
by Number1 piss lover November 5, 2021
Get the Chocolate Coffeemug. A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.
by jett777 July 3, 2017
Get the Strawberry Chocolate Surprisemug. me) “Give me the hecking chocolate you butt”
my mom) “but... you just ate everything in the fridge...”
my mom) “but... you just ate everything in the fridge...”
by Annoyed, But not a bitch :T April 22, 2019
Get the Chocolatemug. A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!
I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.
by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024
Get the chocolate lava cakemug. by TheVen August 21, 2024
Get the Chocolate Hobnobmug. Shitty overpriced chocolate company that attempts to use "dAnK iNtErNeT mEmEs" to boost sales. Just another startup that will ultimately fail due to bringing absolutely nothing new to the table in an already oversaturated market.
Gatsby Chocolate fucked up when they made an ad using a fake UrbanDictionary.com definition for their ads.
by Urban-Legend April 13, 2021
Get the Gatsby Chocolatemug. A chocolate rain-blow is when a lady of the night is doing a hand-stand and giving you a blow job while simultaneously having explosive diarrhea
by Pickle-Dill February 17, 2025
Get the Chocolate Rain-blowmug.