Speckled Cock

A penis infected with Syphilis, AIDS and various other STDs at the same time, which looks very similar to a blue waffle.

Woman 1: How was the date with Jared last night?
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!

by GGigidygigidy69 January 16, 2022

Cock butter

It’s cock butter

U cock butter

by Cock butter January 19, 2022

Wet Cock

When you wake up with your dick still wet from the sex the night before.

Hey Ryan, how did last night go with the girl?
Ryan- Dude it was awesome, I still have Wet Cock!! Do you wanna smell?

by Ajrod180 January 21, 2022

Cock Sounding

To stick a metal rod inside of someone's urethra.

Hi, I was wondering if you wanted to try cock sounding next time we have sex!!

by seggsyrabies September 26, 2022

Cock Dodgers

Avoiding cocks

I’m so straight I run from Cocks call it cock dodgers

by Ace trippy December 6, 2021

anye’s cock

Fifteen feet long

Person 1: How big is anye’s cock?
Person2: anye’s cock is fifteen feet long

by dnwifeofafurry? December 13, 2021

Fat cock

A rooster who is quite overweight.

Daddy: GOOODDAMN! Now that's a fat cock. Look at it, little Jimmy.
Jimmy: Woah! Now that is was I would define as a fat cock.

by YoMamaDefiner123 May 18, 2022