A delightfully idiotic, wildly immature ambush in which you ask a walking companion, “Do you know George?” Then, without mercy or hesitation, you launch them into the nearest bush like a human lawn dart. Bonus points if it’s thorny, muddy, or in front of someone attractive. Double bonus points if they lose a shoe, spill a coffee, cry, or land on discarded vape cartridges. Elite-level players scream “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!” while fleeing the scene like a war criminal avoiding international court.
Cultural Note: Despite the name, this has nothing to do with the presidents—unless you're also referring to unsolicited invasions, questionable judgment, or getting wrecked in foreign terrain.
Regional Variations:
* Philly Bushwhack: Same move, but the bush is replaced with a trash pile and the assailant shouts, “E-A-G-L-E-S!” while doing it.
* University of Delaware “Blue Hen Bush Special”: The perp waits until the victim is drunk off Natty Light and Wawa sandwiches, then screams “YO YOU KNOW GEORGE?” and flings them into a bush outside Perkins Student Center. Often followed by campus police pretending not to care because it’s Tuesday.
* The Portland Pruner: Done while wearing flannel and sipping ethically sourced cold brew. Victim must apologize after being shoved for blocking the bike lane.
Cultural Note: Despite the name, this has nothing to do with the presidents—unless you're also referring to unsolicited invasions, questionable judgment, or getting wrecked in foreign terrain.
Regional Variations:
* Philly Bushwhack: Same move, but the bush is replaced with a trash pile and the assailant shouts, “E-A-G-L-E-S!” while doing it.
* University of Delaware “Blue Hen Bush Special”: The perp waits until the victim is drunk off Natty Light and Wawa sandwiches, then screams “YO YOU KNOW GEORGE?” and flings them into a bush outside Perkins Student Center. Often followed by campus police pretending not to care because it’s Tuesday.
* The Portland Pruner: Done while wearing flannel and sipping ethically sourced cold brew. Victim must apologize after being shoved for blocking the bike lane.
"Rachel asked Maggie if she knew George, then full-body tackled her into a goddamn holly bush. She knows George now. Intimately. And he’s a prick."
“Bro, I was vibing after a bong rip and Parker hit me with a George Bush—now I’ve got a branch in my ass and trust issues for life.”
“Bro, I was vibing after a bong rip and Parker hit me with a George Bush—now I’ve got a branch in my ass and trust issues for life.”
by Lil Jizzie May 8, 2025
Get the George Bushmug. A bush that's so massive that it covers the entire penis. References the Pokemon: Blaziken, who has a bush covering his junk.
"I am never going to see Jerry ever again"
"What? Why? I thought you had a good time?"
"We did, but then I unzipped his pants to have sexy time and all I saw was a Blaziken Bush"
"What? Why? I thought you had a good time?"
"We did, but then I unzipped his pants to have sexy time and all I saw was a Blaziken Bush"
by Tom Cruise Dawg December 14, 2023
Get the Blaziken Bushmug. An amazing person with the first name that’s a plant, a boy has given them this nickname to try and annoy them but they just found it funny and gave one back
by Peerrrrssssooooonnnnn February 18, 2018
Get the apple bushmug. 
The terrorists George Bush tortured and killed were actually insurgents desperately fighting against the schemes of the lizard people!
by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015
Get the George Bushmug. by Wengadodal April 27, 2024
Get the Galactic bushmug. Chad: "I thought I met this girl at the club..."
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."
Aron: "Did you taste them? "
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."
Aron: "Did you taste them? "
by ABeardedAsian March 12, 2019
Get the Rustling through the bush and found berriesmug.