Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary

Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!

by @coomified on Instagram February 1, 2021

Anal Lichties

A fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs.

Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"

Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

Pussy anal

When your dick goes into the pussy and the anal at once

Jonre likes to do pussy anal to aleah at 11pm on a friday

by jonre x aleah August 15, 2023

anal smoocher

One who smooches anus whilst giving it a bit of tongue in the hope of recieving a tiny chunk of shit.

Josh is an anal smoocher.

by dicknibbler December 27, 2015

Anal Ash

When specs of feces are left on the penis after anal penetration.

“Yeah man my Dick was covered in anal ash”

by HughJazz417 March 18, 2022

Anal

When you go from a banana creamie to a chocolate creamie in 2.9 seconds.

Damn I had some great anal last night.

by the anal pimp November 13, 2017