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Mittzir's law

When you try to imagine the darkest possible outcome to make a joke about pedophilia, the catholic church already has done much worse.
I made a joke about how priests raped kids and then imprisoned the victim for having a baby out of wedlock and they subsequently sold their babies, but Mittzir's law was true again when someone linked me to an article telling about the Magdalene laundries
by Gill Mesh July 3, 2021
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Gateway Law

Any law so ridiculous that it causes a person to ignore it, making it easier for that individual to break other laws, often escalating the significance of their crimes. Generally creating a lifelong criminal.
I wish our lawmakers would take positions more seriously and stop passing gateway laws to score political points, it just leads to disregard for all laws.
by Randomly Assigned March 3, 2023
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Bipat's Law

Bipat's Law is that anything said by the poster should be taken as absolute truth, even in the face of evidence proving otherwise.
Bipat: X happened.

A.N.Other: Provides evidence X did not happen.

Bipat: It did. I have personal knowledge.

Bipat's Law is that personal knowledge overrules evidence.
by doilookfriendlytoyou July 20, 2021
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Daub's Law

A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast to the extent of our current understandment of it.
"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.
by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021
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auntys law

having secrets to tell the niece and nephews when your older as aunty
a) i don’t wanna smoke heroin

b) do it for auntys law
by User867593926 January 17, 2024
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Dog Law

To urinate on something or someone to claim ownership
"Dude you cant just Dog Law my Girlfriend"
by Wyatt vontiglehooten August 15, 2025
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Daigles law

When ever a boy with the last name Daigle is talking or paying attention to you you must say cheese and write cheese on Any surface he is near
Daigles law is active when taking to someone with last name daigle
by EverytrikYT February 8, 2025
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