Michael J. is a complex individual. There is so much depth to him. He is like an onion, full of layers, each layer containing endless information and knowledge. He is sunlight because he is warm and has the capability to make a gloomy day bright like the sun. He is a man you can trust because his word is bond. If you have the chance to befriend a Michael J. keep him close and take care of if him because there really isn’t a lot like him out there. He is a gem not to mention handsome as can be.
by Muñecaaa November 23, 2021

A term used by the I Wanna Lockpick community to represent a very large number. It's very large that it's incomprehensible.
Person 1 playing I wanna lockpick: Yo Person 2, I just got 1. j keys
Person 2 watching Person 1 playing: What?? How did you do that??
Person 2 watching Person 1 playing: What?? How did you do that??
by mreatha February 4, 2025

The acronym for James and Toby's Ressing Cue, an episode of the web series Thomas' Dreamy Misadventures.
by wemournourdemocracy July 12, 2025

A black guy with a medium sized fro, a lot of game and a big dick. Jigga Js usually have a cold hearted personality and like listening to bronx drill a boogie wit dat hoodie and youngboy. SLATT SLATTT SLATTT
by Pull the trigger if u a nigger November 23, 2021

In pursuit of obtaining a larger quantity of the traditional dozen (12), in the same fashion that you would order a bakers dozen (13), the J's dozen (24) came about at bakeries and coffee shops in Colorado and NY.
by mythosiii March 20, 2021

funny meme that is just a 2021 meme, that means it has no sense and dose not mean anything particular
Player1:bro can you please shut up?
Player2:The j
Player1:What?
Player2:The j
Player1:What???
Player1:The j
Player2:The j
Player1:What?
Player2:The j
Player1:What???
Player1:The j
by Alvaro1909 October 6, 2022
