PB&J poop

When a girl has diarrhea on her period. It is the period shits.

Girl 1: girl I just had the biggest PB&J poop!
Girl 2: ewww, same.

by Crentist2025 August 7, 2021

Tom Daley Poop

When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.

"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"

by ForScience234 April 2, 2022

Vagina poop sex

Poop sex involving the vagina, specifically poop in the vagina and on the dick.

Ma’am, may i ask you for a round of vagina poop sex.

Of course. I’ve just ate two McDoubles and a large fried potato. I’m all ready for some raunchy vagina poop sex

by Yor mawm March 12, 2021

goldfish poop pest

An unwanted person who follows another person or group of people around. Due to the fact goldfish have a hard time shaking off their feces; this describes the level of utter annoyance as to what describes a goldfish poop pest. The most extreme goldfish poop pests are crazy fans and stalkers.

When will that goldfish poop pest stop following me around?

by Major Madcat July 16, 2019

resting poop face

when someones face constantly looks like the have to poop

"hey does your friend need to use the toilet"

"no he just has resting poop face"

by Maxwell John son June 21, 2016

poop shoot snoot

See anus inhaler

Billy is such an poop shoot snoot, always sucking somebodies ass to get ahead.

by DaHypE August 22, 2022

Faux poop scoop

When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.

"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."

by FireMannyActa September 5, 2009