Guy: Did you see the kiss between Aloy and Seyka? Seyka is a slutty whore skank!
Girl: Yeah! And Aloy, this slutty whore skank is nothing but a two-faced bitch!
Girl: Yeah! And Aloy, this slutty whore skank is nothing but a two-faced bitch!
by blade24 April 29, 2023
Get the Two-faced bitchmug. A green algebrailien based off of the number two. They have an iconic british accent and they appear in the web-series TPOT, which is the fifth season of BFDI (Battle for Dream Island).
Amongst the BFDI fandom, they are either hated or loved, with very few viewers having a neutral opinion on them. Their first non-canonical appearance was in XFOHV (X finds out his value), an old animated YouTube video. Two's first canon appearance occurred during the 16th episode of BFB.
They're often made fun of for their accent. its chuesday innit. lmao.
Amongst the BFDI fandom, they are either hated or loved, with very few viewers having a neutral opinion on them. Their first non-canonical appearance was in XFOHV (X finds out his value), an old animated YouTube video. Two's first canon appearance occurred during the 16th episode of BFB.
They're often made fun of for their accent. its chuesday innit. lmao.
by TatterCat February 19, 2022
Get the Twomug. A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.
by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018
Get the two faced pigmug. The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl
by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019
Get the The two reasons to cookmug. Noun.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
Get the Jonny Two Textsmug. "I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"
by AliceDHunt May 8, 2013
Get the Hamo one-twomug. A character in the book and movie "The Outsiders" that is a drunk lil hoe
Real name is Keith Matthews
Real name is Keith Matthews
Two-Bit stfu no one cares
by toomooroo February 13, 2020
Get the Two-Bitmug.