Rogers Raped

v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.

(Auto reply from email account)

Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.

I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.

I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.

I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.

Sincerely,

Veener Goesintighten

by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011

no rape

used by people outside car washes to deny nonce accusations

the trolley racers shouted no rape

by Cazza B April 27, 2019

Raped

When A guy tries to make a girl have sex with him

my boyfriend went to jail because he raped me

by sorry i am sped December 12, 2019

substance rape

Raping someone when they are high

Yes I will say I did substance rape him

by 459395 March 5, 2022

rape khakis

the khakis preppy men wear to pretend to be good guys but they're sus

oh what about that guy?
nah he got rape khakis on

by deedevil April 4, 2024

elder rape

When an older person get surprised by a significantly younger person with an unannounced kiss or pursuit. Usually after the kid has watched the elder millennials drink to much

I got elder raped at that concert. Drank too much and a kid did a drive by kiss.

by 757Dickie September 25, 2023

Soul rape

Rape to a Celebrity

All of his fans want to soul rape him

by 459395 March 4, 2022