The Piss Boner

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.

Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.

by therealslimmyshade April 9, 2021

dish soap piss wank

dish soap piss wank is a drink it tastes like a mix of the three like some old bloke called steve jizzed in a cup of piss then tried cleaning it out. some people like the taste which is a little kinky. i guess im kinky bc i like dish soap piss wank

ooo yummy thats some great dish soap piss wank

by thepisswankman January 27, 2024

pissed

Extremely drunk

"I'm telling you cunt, I didn't get that drunk last night."
"Mate you went up to a B-double and said 'I know your secret, Optimus Prime. You were fucking pissed."

by QFRSSaddle October 23, 2022

hydro piss

When a person clenched all of thier upper waist when having a piss, making the piss faster

Before my hydro piss, my piss would have been 20 seconds but was actually only 5

by Hydro wazz December 30, 2017

piss missle

An absolute, no doubt bomb (home run) hit by a baseball team

The batters hit a friggin piss missle out of the park!

by Dwa50 September 10, 2023

Piss Squared

To be pissed exponentially

I was Piss Squared

by TheAmazingAlc April 6, 2022

Piss baby

Someone being annoying, ignorant, or stupid.
Usually the person is named Hayden Bartholomew Kirkland

Someone: Stop being a piss baby.
Them: Shut up I’m not a piss baby

by Lil_cum_shot October 8, 2023