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The One True Game

This refers to the Original Dungeons & Dragons published in 1974. It is truly The One True Game and provides more fun and enjoyment than any other game ever devised. Only above average people can play the game since those with less than normal (i.e. above average) have enough intelligence and imagination to play The one True GameOne
One thing about The One True Game, it has few adherents since most people are too lazy to play the real thing.
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bring your a-game

If you want prizes and VIP treatment, bring your A-game.
by lockdog October 26, 2013
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Video Game Elitist

A person who believes he is better than everyone just because he plays games that are underrated and unpopular.

These types of Elitists think they know how game design works, and sometimes they pretend to know what they're talking about, but they just spit out random facts and criticisms that they themselves know make no sense but still say to boost their ego.

Video Game Elitists are commonly known to be narcissistic and douchey. They outright disrespect the opinions of others, try way too hard to be "different," and think that they're of a higher position just because they think they're "different."
Paul: Thomas just made fun of me for being a fan of Undertale...

Adrian: Man, Thomas is such a Video Game Elitist
by BrosifJoseph May 25, 2017
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LSD Game Emulator

A rare game unknown to most of the gaming populace which has grown a small cult following. The game was designed off of a 10 year long dream-journal. Gameplay features no combat, and focuses on exploration. Touching anything for a period of 3 seconds (some exceptions) teloports you to another area via "linking" Dreams usually path towards 4 ways. Upper, Downer, Static, and Dynamic. Terrain can become more sexual, violent, creepy, or distorted. Anyone who has ever done LSD will know that they got the repeating textures right, but the randomness is something you'd find from shrooms.
LSD Game Emulator is the most bizzare game I've ever played.
by Douchebag82 October 15, 2011
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Der Wei Game

Card Game:
Everyone is dealt cards evenly, and everyone must flip over a card at the same time in a circle. If anyone has the same card you have to be the first to slap. If there is a joker, everyone has to slap. Last person takes all the cards in the pile. If there is no common card, the pile adds up. If you accidentally slap you take all the cards in the pile plus an extra card from each player.

There is only one person who counts to three for everyone to flip over the card.

Now for the mistakes...
If anyone makes a mistake that the majority believes is wrong, no matter if it's something they say or do they must take an extra card from each player.

The last two remaining players have to keep flipping until the same suit, number or joker show up, and the last to slap is declared loser.

If there is a tie slap, do best out of three rock, paper, scissors.

The loser must deal for everyone in the next game in less than 30 seconds. If they make a mistake dealing like flipping a card over, or past the time limit...for EACH mistake, that player must take a card from all the other players.

A game where losing is defined by the majority. And there are no winners, only losers.
Examples of Der Wei Game mistakes:

"Oh you flipped your card over too fast"

"You dropped your card on the floor"

"Lindsey Lohan is pregnant!"

(Joe): "Ryan you slapped the wrong card"
(Ryan): "No that was Fatima. That was a mistake!"
Joe - gets a card from each player
Fatima - gets the card pile
by Samfatkar September 2, 2009
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The Pick A State Game

Player one thinks of a state, once they figure out what state they have chosen, player one puts his/her hand on player two's knee and says "Pick a state". Player two then guesses a state, if they guess the state player one was thinking of the game ends, but if they guess the wrong state player one moves his/her hand slightly closer to player two's crotch. To make the game more interesting you can use kisses instead of hands or start at the ankle to build up more suspense.
"Last night I played The Pick A State Game with that girl I met at the bar. It went great! Here, smell my fingers."
by Shlappy March 27, 2010
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