Little Brosius

Nickname for an unusually small member between a male's legs. Most often a little brosius can be found on small children or cats. In fact, a little brosius often can be found with drops of urine on the attached sack as it does not extend far enough to pee over it. This will often be the laughingstock of any group of friends in a group shower setting (the gym or at boot camp). A little brosius has been found to be the fetish of a small group of women in Southern Zimbabwe. As such, many small membered little Brosiuses have made the move to this war torn country to seek sexual respite.

Jim: Dude, your wiener is so small you pee on your balls at the urinal.

Carl: Yeah I know... I was born with a little brosius.




Pete: Hey, did you see Ray in the shower today, he is hung like your average field mouse.

Curtis: Yeah, it sort of resembled a lightswitch.

Ray: GUYS I CAN HEAR YOU!!!! Its not my fault I was born with a little Brosius... thats the way God made me.

(Later that night watching infomercials in his bedroom)

"Are you tired of being the laughingstock of the latrine? Are you sick of friends picking on your LITTLE BROSIUS... GET EXTENZE TODAY!!!"

by Jer-El April 15, 2009

little fat motherfucker

A person of small stature, but still overweight.

Get yo ass over here, you little fat motherfucker.

by TheBrownHornet🐝 February 26, 2025

Little bitch

Jason Garrett

Of course the little bitch wouldn’t go for it on fourth and one.

by cowboyshavebrokenmyheart April 23, 2018

sneaky little satan woman

A mischievous woman that engages in frequent acts of tomfoolery.

"nah bro that's hella nasty, you must be a sneaky little satan woman"

by rats bastardly December 8, 2023

Little-man

A guy who does everything his female tells him to do

“Omg my boyfriend is such a little-man”

“Really?? My boyfriend abused me for speaking without permission.”

by KindaYT November 16, 2019

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon

a way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon it is my way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!

by Léonard October 28, 2023

Little Tank

Asher

Little tank we need your assistance at the front desk

by Bigger Tank March 15, 2024