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Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking? 

Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?
Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Zach Fucking Herrera 

Just the coolest kid youll probably ever know if you get the majestic chance of meeting such and amzing person
Dude: bro do you know Zach Fucking Herrera
Bro: Hellz yea i do dat kidz the shit!!!!

I'm Fucking _________

A way to tell you partner that you are currently fucking someone else.
Kathy: Hey Jasper it’s me. (Talks about how Kathy has spent her Relationship with him)and I still haven’t told you and it’s just not right, so here it goes.
Kathy: I'm fucking Edward Cullen
Edward: She's fucking Edward Cullen
Kathy: I'm sorry but it's true
Edward: She's Fucking Edward Cullen
Kathy: I'm not imagining it's you
Kathy: I'm Fucking Edward Cullen
Edward: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar

or

"I'm Fucking _________"

Hunky-Fucking-Dory 

A state of being; Happy Go Lucky
"And how are you today?"
"Hunky-fucking-dory, and yourself?"

Long Distance Fucking

Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.
Me: You look tired.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
Long Distance Fucking by Acebes August 27, 2006

normal fucking person 

When people look at you and can not say
"What the FUCK?"
guy #1: Why are you not dressed up for your speech?
guy #2: Because I'm a normal person... A normal fucking person.
normal fucking person by xiaonomercy December 16, 2008