Douche

That douche Obama is making America nigger-rich.
by Deodexidus October 13, 2013
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douch-e

pronounced "do-shay" a double entendre word. Response to an insult meaning, you're a douche, but also, touché, you got me there.
A friend was making fun of me and got a good insult in, so I replied, "douch-e." He was unable to reply because the only appropriate response would be "douch-e."
by jackalopianforlife November 04, 2011
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douche

Someone who is so thick that he/she decides to describe Manu Chao as a "pioneer".
And I can't take your opinion seriously as you clearly know nothing about the genre. If you did, you would understand the Manu is a legend in his field, a pioneer even. I am a douche though.
by bergenhaspwntbeccaj January 16, 2007
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Some guy who thinks you're his buddy, bro, or pal while patting you on the back when he leaves you, a douche that just walks a way giving you this unexpected pat, though you never talked to him and don't know whether you should have said a word with him before he left or not, hmm what to do situations, situations...
I'm not your buddy ya lame douche, go take the stairs, and stop loitering the elevator.. and floor five.
by pseudonym and other such names November 23, 2009
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Douche

R, Z's ex-boyfriend. Also known as a FUCKTARD that messed with my friend's heart. =P ♥I love you Z♥
RYAN, YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
by xoxobellaxoxo615 May 17, 2010
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douche

Without realizing it, a term one uses to identify a guy who gets better quality tail than they do.
That guy from the gym that Jenna has been hanging out with is such a douche.
by testacular April 07, 2016
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i need a douche!

your a douche!
by urban dictionary user like you October 02, 2011
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