by Power476 December 23, 2020
Get the Lego City Rivermug. A guaranteed destination and/or place of residence for former and current bosses and anyone who tries to piss off Mo. Founded by Mo himself, Chokeslam City™ offers a variety of ways to get your ass handed to you while at work. The Chokeslam, Two-hands Chokeslam, The Last Ride, Tombstone Piledriver and Pallets at Your Face™ are some of the biggest attractions. Notable residents include the Final Boss, Mr. K, Z, Mr. J (aka David Jones), all operators and managers and many others.
You just earned the privilege to go to Chokeslam City ™ motherf*cker!
Imma take you to Chokeslam City for being dumber than you look!
Imma take you to Chokeslam City for being dumber than you look!
by therealclown August 15, 2025
Get the Chokeslam Citymug. City Cow
noun | /ˈsɪt.i kaʊ/
Definitions:
1. A cow that lives in or is adapted to an urban environment.
"The city cow knows how to dodge taxis and graze on rooftop gardens."
2. (Slang) A person who behaves awkwardly or out of place in a modern city setting, especially someone from a rural background.
"When Lars showed up to the tech startup in boots and a cowboy hat, they called him the office’s city cow."
3. A humorous term for a trendy or fashionable person trying to live a 'farmcore' aesthetic in the city (e.g. wearing overalls, growing herbs on a balcony).
"Jenny's latest Instagram post featured her as a full-on city cow, watering basil in denim overalls."
noun | /ˈsɪt.i kaʊ/
Definitions:
1. A cow that lives in or is adapted to an urban environment.
"The city cow knows how to dodge taxis and graze on rooftop gardens."
2. (Slang) A person who behaves awkwardly or out of place in a modern city setting, especially someone from a rural background.
"When Lars showed up to the tech startup in boots and a cowboy hat, they called him the office’s city cow."
3. A humorous term for a trendy or fashionable person trying to live a 'farmcore' aesthetic in the city (e.g. wearing overalls, growing herbs on a balcony).
"Jenny's latest Instagram post featured her as a full-on city cow, watering basil in denim overalls."
🐄 Literal or Humorous Imagery:
1. "We were walking through downtown when a literal city cow strolled past the coffee shop like she owned the place."
2. "The farmer brought his prize-winning cow to the city parade—now she’s basically a celebrity city cow."
👢 Slang for a person out of place:
3. "Mark tried ordering a latte at the tech café but didn’t know what oat milk was—total city cow moment."
4. "At the fashion show, I felt like a city cow in my thrifted flannel shirt and muddy boots."
🌿 Urban farmcore aesthetic:
5. "Her apartment looks like a barnyard Pinterest board. She's a full-on city cow now, just missing the bell around her neck."
6. "He installed a chicken coop on his Brooklyn balcony. The neighbors just call him the neighborhood city cow."
Bonus (Joke/Cartoon style):
7. "Why did the city cow cross the road? To catch the subway to her yoga class."
1. "We were walking through downtown when a literal city cow strolled past the coffee shop like she owned the place."
2. "The farmer brought his prize-winning cow to the city parade—now she’s basically a celebrity city cow."
👢 Slang for a person out of place:
3. "Mark tried ordering a latte at the tech café but didn’t know what oat milk was—total city cow moment."
4. "At the fashion show, I felt like a city cow in my thrifted flannel shirt and muddy boots."
🌿 Urban farmcore aesthetic:
5. "Her apartment looks like a barnyard Pinterest board. She's a full-on city cow now, just missing the bell around her neck."
6. "He installed a chicken coop on his Brooklyn balcony. The neighbors just call him the neighborhood city cow."
Bonus (Joke/Cartoon style):
7. "Why did the city cow cross the road? To catch the subway to her yoga class."
by 404LifeFound August 3, 2025
Get the City Cowmug. Meep citiful means your meep citious, which was created my a “imaginary” girl on the playground. she inspired many including Anna, Anna Maria, JJ, McKenzie, Milly, and Katie
by meep city girl August 19, 2022
Get the meep citifulmug. by CityBoy007 October 7, 2022
Get the City Boymug. by jkruyer April 14, 2025
Get the Scissor Citymug. A: Yo, I lowkey bagged this mad baddie last night.
B: That’s cap city central. Ain’t no way my g.
A: Bruh, on god.
B: That’s cap city central. Ain’t no way my g.
A: Bruh, on god.
by anonymous February 26, 2024
Get the cap city centralmug.