Pokey Bum Strum

The act of a female giving herself a shocker! (Two in the pink, one in the stink)

A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion

Jean gets bored of the plain old strum, so every so often she throws in a Pokey Bum Strum to keep herself excited

by Shash_____ November 12, 2020

bum solos

bumsolos is a sign like ___ was here but instead you just sign bumsolos

you can sign this anywhere, the more th merrier

"dude I just found like 10 bum solos tags"
"did you write some more?"
"hell yeah"

by bumsolos June 6, 2024

Cum Bum

A human who's life is devoted to cumming or obtaining cum. Cum has consumed this person and they have given up everything for cum.

Guy 1: Bro I used to like Sarah but she's just a cum bum now.

Guy 2: Dude I know she drained me last week!

Mom: Gary I caught Billy passed out in the bathroom covered in cum!

Dad: Yeah he's a cum bum now.

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

bum chillin

Relaxing like a wino; laid out anywhere convenient and usually due to being inebriated. Happily lazy in some form of intoxication. Can be used to describe relaxing without intoxication, but implies general unawareness of the world at large.

Q: Did you go the club last night?

A: Na, I got case and was bum chillin on the porch.

by your real name, tryina tellme October 24, 2010

Bum Fuzzle

To be retarded. Couldn’t be able to talk until 15. HITS THE BALL WHEN NOT IMPORTANT

Justin stop being a bum fuzzle like masi and baker.

by Nigga name joe December 2, 2020

Lazy bum

Hanna Hussain

Hanna Hussain is a lazy bum

by Queue September 20, 2020

Eaton Dry Bum

This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!

Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?

What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?

by Jimmy7017 February 12, 2021