five year olds

Pure energy

"Oh look. There's a group of five year olds. Run"

by Liv_River_Song December 4, 2020

Millenni-old

A person who is at the older age group of millennials. Can remembers what life was like before the internet was everywhere and what a payphone is for.

She didn't feel as computer Savvy as some of the younger millennials, because she was a millenni-old

by Heyheyama August 18, 2017

5 year olds

Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything

Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?

by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023

Jareth is so old

Jareth is so old its a medical marvel that he is still alive.

Jareth is so old that when he is told to act his age he fucking dies.

by Jareth's great^99 grandson March 5, 2023

Old as road

A Caribbean term used for someone who is old, or into old things alike. Say if you were to be interested in an old song, that person would say something along the lines of: “You’re old as road!”

Dustin: “Yo, I’d never say this before, but im starting to really dig girls just wanna have fun!”

Sylvester: “You’re old as road! Ain’t nobody is listening to a song that took place in MY generation!”

by AnubisCorects August 9, 2024

Old Faithful

A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm in which a males penis is in the middle of these two vaginas and at the peak of his orgasim he blows his load into the sky like the Oldfaithfufl

3some in which to girls rub their vaginas on your cock at the same time while their legs are inner twined and when you come in the air it is called the "old Faithful"

by Broskiii Keller November 3, 2010

The old lobster claw

When your shrimp doesn’t cut it, so you give her the old lobster claw 4 in the puss one in the ass.

Yeah man my new girl hates shrimp.

Well good thing you can still give her the old lobster claw

by StonedAF October 13, 2023