smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can

"i won the smegma eating contest last week"

by smegwich February 26, 2023

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.

Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.

by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016

im eating

a excuse made by people to get out of a football game

"im sorry im eating"

by billbobisgone February 13, 2022

Eating Dicc

When a person or people have shitty names so they hate on everybody whose doing the Name posts

Look at what ____ just posted, he’s eating dicc again

by Eat it Up Scuntty November 23, 2021

Eat the rich

1. Political slogan against capitalism
2. Act of consuming wealthy human beings

Eat the rich is Probably something that happened during the Titanic visit on the submarine that got lost

by Dinou265 June 23, 2023

eating the hindenburg

When you eat a chipotle burrito and then someone eats your ass

I was eating the Hindenburg last night

by chandis888raygor999666 February 21, 2017