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Bean Addict

Addiction to beans is very serious. Its when a person is very obsessed with beans and always talks about them. Bean addicts or as they like to call themselves 'professional bean' or 'bean enthusiast' always like to tell people random facts about beans. They also listen to bean songs. I, myself, know a bean addict their name is Caitlin and their addiction is slowly getting worse, she always tells me random bean facts and sends me bean pics. I am very concerned for her mental health. If you too know someone with this problem please get them treated before it starts spiralling out of control, after it gets to that stage there is no going back. So please get help for your bean loving friends and family members. (Don't worry about Caitlin she will be fine... i hope.) Also take note that large consumptions of beans can cause severe, aggressive farting issues.
Person1: omg i think that girl is a Bean Addict.
Person2: oh yeah thats Caitlin.
Caitlin: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS
by NakedRoleMat33 November 20, 2021
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Baked Bean

A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.
Jen: Yeah, Steve is really cute, but he's also hot.
Alex: Yeah, he's a baked bean.
by zinkii October 2, 2021
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Nolo Bean

A bean that is very long in length & can play video games. God made this bean In perfection. Nolo bean sometimes sounds like Mickey Mouse & can take fire basketball pics but not actually play basketball
Nolo bean went off in valorant today
by Jube610 October 7, 2021
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Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces
Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean
by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021
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Beans

Slang used by the self-harming community
Means the fat/muscle layer underneath the dermis and epidermis.

Other terms: Styro, etc.
Person A: "I cut to beans last night, it hurts like hell."
Person B: "Oh shit, make sure you clean and bandage it or it will get infected."
by Pooinmymouth October 17, 2021
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Bean

BEAN is a dangerous person if you see
Bean is the hiding
by Jacktherapes October 18, 2021
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lol beans

A super fire game that fall guy ripped off. if you think it's too janky, git gud.
by Noah Obama October 20, 2021
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