Take one for the Peen

Meant to sound like "Take one for the team." This means you are dating a girl you are not really attracted to, just for the sex. In doing this, you are taking one for your penis.

I started dating Michelle, she's not super hot, but I've got to take one for the Peen.

by Nuuuuuuuuu June 7, 2009

had to name that one

A large bowel movement which leaves you with a burning rectum from the large fecal mass painfully stretching the sphincter muscle.

Man I took a dump and it was so big I had to name that one.
(comparing the bowel movement to delivering a child)

by Kris K May 10, 2006

one-second wonder

A girl who seems hot at first, but then you realize her to be much less attractive than you previously had hoped.

That girl was fine, but it turned out she was a one-second wonder.

by HWF August 13, 2006

twenty-one backtick

Twenty-one backtick is how you say the text " 21` " which is typed by hitting the three top-left keys from right to left on a standard English Keyboard: 2, 1, and backtick
Used in IM to mean over and out.

Guy 1: OK, I'll see you in like 5 minutes
Guy 2: k, 21` twenty-one backtick

by Nizzity July 30, 2007

craptown: population one

Something that is or went bad or crappy, usually describing something at school.

boy: how did you do on that test?
girl: it was craptown: population one!

girl: ugh, these noodles are craptown: population one!

by natasha123456 November 10, 2007

hairy fat one

An insult, an alternative to kiss my arse

"Got a spare fag mate?"

"Kiss my hairy fat one"

by Slimrick May 17, 2008

One legged ghost

the act of ejactulating on a girls face, then covering her face in flour, then finally stomping on her foot.

i was out at a party with joe, and gave this chick a one legged ghost in the bathroom.

by Dubstyl June 12, 2008