Michael

Michael. The hottest guys in your school. They are usually tall or average height and have schlongs. They are charming and just a second of eye contact with him is enough to make you wet.(boy and girl) He is a down to earth person and will talk to you when you are down and bring you up.Usually athletic and smart but doesnt like school.

Girl: omg is that Michael? he is soo hot. OMG DID HE JUST LOOK AT ME??(wets pants
Man: yoo is that Michael? damn he is fine as hell i wanna give him a huge hug.(wet pants)

by yhert May 18, 2021

Michael

Smart, handsome and has an absolute demon dick

I was amazed by the wisdom of Michael last night but can’t walk this morning

by bigdick51 November 22, 2021

Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro

Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023

Michael

A Michael or a fortnite calculator is someone who cares too much about fortnite cosmetics/accounts and knows every cosmetics release date and when it was last seen in the fortnite item shop.

That kid has every skin in the game he must be a Michael!

by chowduh August 2, 2023

michael sutter

tiktokker

Dang he’s Michael sutter

by norfolk southern December 18, 2020

Michael

En super irriterende fyr, tænker kun på sig selv har svært ved at lytte og vise begejstring for andre. Går under navnet bøssepølse 007.

Ofte brugt i sammenhæng med bøsser.

Michael få fingeren ud

by Rolamadingdong June 14, 2020

Michael

Fatass who likes to play destiny

Michael probably never left his room in days

by Spingbing1749 June 22, 2022