Michael

badass, drives crv

michaels crv is pretty badass ngl.
joe - hey peter

by Doesn'tDriveCRV,ISwear May 25, 2021

Michael Jackson

a popular singer who died. he made smooth criminal, thriller, etc.

"hey mom lets listen to a song"
"ok, by who?"
"by Michael Jackson"

by ilikepokemongo123 January 2, 2023

Michael Yang

Michael Yang, the king of the Yangzte Monkeys, better known as the Monkey King.

Did you hear about the Monkey King?
Huh? You mean Michael Yang!?

by ItzMrMike January 22, 2023

Michael Branham

You know if a person is a Michael Branham if his nick name is blu but only a few call him that, he is the most adorable and least stupid male you will meet and the person who gave him the nickname blu really likes him a lot. Another way you can know if you’re a “blu” is if a person named Sam decides he will break his normal self of being straight and decides he likes you a lot.

Michael Branham is the only man I want.

by TotallyNotInLoveWithPerson July 6, 2019

Michael Jackson

A person who is worse than a zebra; Can't figure out whether to be black or white.

A person who is born one color then decides to change their color to the opposite.
I'm not even sure why everyone liked him so much, he molested little boys and girls.

Michael Jackson can dance, and change colors like a chameleon.

by B_Dubs1319 May 15, 2023

Michael Energy

Real raw energy. The best type of energy to have around you. Very caring and sweet. Compassionate. Loving beyond compare. Unmatched.

If you don’t have that Michael energy, I don’t want you around me.

by KenjBae March 23, 2023

Michael

Michael is one of the weirdest people ever. He’s so moody he can’t even fully understand himself and his switches. One second he’s happy and up and the second later he’s not willing to talk anymore. He’s loyal and handsome and good looking. Michael’s got curly hair and a great smile and he’s also a good kisser. But here comes the bad part: he has no experience about sex and needs a girl wilful to teach him all the tricks she knows, because Michael’s one of the guys who need to truly like a girl to make love with her, he’s not about bed friendship. You girls need to be patient to him, this guy’s got a great heart and will love you to death!

person A: “Michael’s got such a great heart, I wish everyone was like him”
person B: “I know, and he’s also soooo cool”

by dirtydancing67 November 21, 2021